I have a crush...

On my co-worker Marshall.. hes cute, funny, has that cocky ass hole attitude (which I melt for) and hes seems cool. I don't really talk to him cause I turn simi-retarted when ever he talks to me. He makes all these gay innuendo jokes at me and it super hot.. Like today he stand in a corner where no one else can see him and call me name. I turn to look he has a plate of steak by hes dick and asks me if I want to eat his meat.. And its not in a your a faggot way but in a joking ha-ha way. And I wanted to say yes get rid of the steak and unzip those pants!! But I looked and smiled got a simi hard on and laughed and went back to work.. It took me about a half an hour to get that shit out of my mind. Anyways thats all for now I'm tired of typing. Thinking of Marshall is getting me all hot and bothered.. Nite!